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  The next day Mack puffed up the hill carrying a rusty set of springs he had found on a scrap-iron dump. The apathy was broken then. The boys outdid one another in beautifying the Palace Flophouse until after a few months it was, if anything, overfurnished. There were old carpets on the floor, chairs with and without seats. Mack had a wicker chaise longue painted bright red. There were tables, a grandfather clock without dial face or works. The walls were whitewashed which made it almost light and airy. Pictures began to appear--mostly calendars showing improbable luscious blondes holding bottles of Coca-Cola. Henri had contributed two pieces from his chicken-feather period. A bundle of gilded cattails stood in one corner and a sheaf of peacock feathers was nailed to the wall beside the grandfather clock.

  They were some time acquiring a stove and when they did find what they wanted, a silver-scrolled monster with floriated warming ovens and a front like a nickel-plated tulip garden, they had trouble getting it. It was too big to steal and its owner refused to part with it to the sick widow with eight children whom Mack invented and patronized in the same moment. The owner wanted a dollar and a half and didn't come down to eighty cents for three days. The boys closed at eighty cents and gave him an I.O.U. which he probably still has. This transaction took place in Seaside and the stove weighed three hundred pounds. Mack and Hughie exhausted every possibility of haulage for ten days and only when they realized that no one was going to take this stove home for them did they begin to carry it. It took them three days to carry it to Cannery Row, a distance of five miles, and they camped beside it at night. But once installed in the Palace Flophouse it was the glory and the hearth and the center. Its nickel flowers and foliage shone with a cheery light. It was the gold tooth of the Palace. Fired up, it warmed the big room. Its oven was wonderful and you could fry an egg on its shiny black lids.

  With the great stove came pride, and with pride, the Palace became home. Eddie planted morning glories to run over the door and Hazel acquired some rather rare fuchsia bushes planted in five-gallon cans which made the entrance formal and a little cluttered. Mack and the boys loved the Palace and they even cleaned it a little sometimes. In their minds they sneered at unsettled people who had no house to go to and occasionally in their pride they brought a guest home for a day or two.

  Eddie was understudy bartender at La Ida. He filled in when Whitey the regular bartender was sick, which was as often as Whitey could get away with it. Every time Eddie filled in, a few bottles disappeared, so he couldn't fill in too often. But Whitey liked to have Eddie take his place because he was convinced, and correctly, that Eddie was one man who wouldn't try to keep his job permanently. Almost anyone could have trusted Eddie to this extent. Eddie didn't have to remove much liquor. He kept a gallon jug under the bar and in the mouth of the jug there was a funnel. Anything left in the glasses Eddie poured into the funnel before he washed the glasses. If an argument or a song were going on at La Ida, or late at night when good fellowship had reached its logical conclusion, Eddie poured glasses half or two-thirds full into the funnel. The resulting punch which he took back to the Palace was always interesting and sometimes surprising. The mixture of rye, beer, bourbon, scotch, wine, rum and gin was fairly constant, but now and then some effete customer would order a stinger or an anisette or a curacao and these little touches gave a distinct character to the punch. It was Eddie's habit always to shake a little angostura into the jug just before he left. On a good night Eddie got three-quarters of a gallon. It was a source of satisfaction to him that nobody was out anything. He had observed that a man got just as drunk on half a glass as on a whole one, that is, if he was in the mood to get drunk at all.

  Eddie was a very desirable inhabitant of the Palace Flophouse. The others never asked him to help with the housecleaning and once Hazel washed four pairs of Eddie's socks.

  Now on the afternoon when Hazel was out collecting with Doc in the Great Tide Pool, the boys were sitting around in the Palace sipping the result of Eddie's latest contribution. Gay was there too, the latest member of the group. Eddie sipped speculatively from his glass and smacked his lips. "It's funny how you get a run," he said. "Take last night. There was at least ten guys ordered Manhattans. Sometimes maybe you don't get two calls for a Manhattan in a month. It's the grenadine gives the stuff that taste."

  Mack tasted his--a big taste--and refilled his glass. "Yes," he said somberly, "it's little things make the difference. " He looked about to see how this gem had set with the others.

  Only Gay got the full impact. "Sure is," he said. "Does--"

  "Where's Hazel today?" Mack asked.

  Jones said, "Hazel went out with Doc to get some starfish."

  Mack nodded his head soberly. "That Doc is a hell of a nice fella," he said. "He'll give you a quarter any time. When I cut myself he put on a new bandage every day. A hell of a nice fella."

  The others nodded in profound agreement.

  "I been wondering for a long time," Mack continued, "what we could do for him--something nice. Something he'd like."

  "He'd like a dame," said Hughie.

  "He's got three four dames," said Jones. "You can always tell--when he pulls them front curtains closed and when he plays that kind of church music on the phonograph."

  Mack said reprovingly to Hughie, "Just because he doesn't run no dame naked through the streets in the daytime, you think Doc's celebrate."

  "What's celebrate?" Eddie asked.

  "That's when you can't get no dame," said Mack.

  "I thought it was a kind of a party," said Jones.

  A silence fell on the room. Mack shifted in his chaise longue. Hughie let the front legs of his chair down on the floor. They looked into space and then they all looked at Mack. Mack said, "Hum!"

  Eddie said, "What kind of a party you think Doc'd like?"

  "What other kind is there?" said Jones.

  Mack mused, "Doc wouldn't like this stuff from the winin' jug."

  "How do you know?" Hughie demanded. "You never offered him none."

  "Oh, I know," said Mack. "He's been to college. Once I seen a dame in a fur coat go in there. Never did see her come out. It was two o'clock the last I looked--and that church music goin'. No--you couldn't offer him none of this." He filled his glass again.

  "This tastes pretty nice after the third glass," Hughie said loyally.

  "No," said Mack. "Not for Doc. Have to be whiskey-- the real thing."

  "He likes beer," said Jones. "He's all the time going over to Lee's for beer--sometimes in the middle of the night."

  Mack said, "I figure when you buy beer, you're buying too much tare. Take 8 percent beer--why you're spending your dough for 92 percent water and color and hops and stuff like that. Eddie," he added, "you think you could get four five bottles of whiskey at La Ida next time Whitey's sick?"

  "Sure," said Eddie. "Sure I could get it but that'd be the end--no more golden eggs. I think Johnnie's suspicious anyways. Other day he says, 'I smell a mouse named Eddie.' I was gonna lay low and only bring the jug for a while."

  "Yeah!" said Jones. "Don't you lose that job. If something happened to Whitey, you could fall right in there for a week or so 'til they got somebody else. I guess if we're goin' to give a party for Doc, we got to buy the whiskey. How much is whiskey a gallon?"

  "I don't know," said Hughie. "I never get more than a half pint at a time myself--at one time that is. I figure you get a quart and right away you got friends. But you get a half pint and you can drink it in the lot before-- well before you got a lot of folks around."

  "It's going to take dough to give Doc a party," said Mack. "If we're going to give him a party at all it ought to be a good one. Should have a big cake. I wonder when is his birthday?"

  "Don't need a birthday for a party," said Jones.

  "No--but it's nice," said Mack. "I figure it would take ten or twelve bucks to give Doc a party you wouldn't be ashamed of."

  They looked at one another speculatively. Hughie suggested, "The Hediondo Canner
y is hiring guys."

  "No," said Mack quickly. "We got good reputations and we don't want to spoil them. Every one of us keeps a job for a month or more when we take one. That's why we can always get a job when we need one. S'pose we take a job for a day or so--why we'll lose our reputation for sticking. Then if we needed a job there wouldn't nobody have us." The rest nodded quick agreement.

  "I figure I'm gonna work a couple of months--November and part of December," said Jones. "Makes it nice to have money around Christmas. We could cook a turkey this year."

  "By God, we could," said Mack. "I know a place up Carmel Valley where there's fifteen hundred in one flock."

  "Valley," said Hughie. "You know I used to collect stuff up the Valley for Doc, turtles and crayfish and frogs. Got a nickel apiece for frogs."

  "Me, too," said Gay. "I got five hundred frogs one time."

  "If Doc needs frogs it's a setup," said Mack. "We could go up the Carmel River and have a little outing and we wouldn't tell Doc what it was for and then we'd give him one hell of a party."

  A quiet excitement grew in the Palace Flophouse. "Gay," said Mack, "take a look out the door and see if Doc's car is in front of his place."

  Gay set down his glass and looked out. "Not yet," he said.

  "Well, he ought to be back any minute," said Mack. "Now here's how we'll go about it. . . ."

  8

  In April 1932 the boiler at the Hediondo Cannery blew a tube for the third time in two weeks and the board of directors consisting of Mr. Randolph and a stenographer decided that it would be cheaper to buy a new boiler than to have to shut down so often. In time the new boiler arrived and the old one was moved into the vacant lot between Lee Chong's and the Bear Flag Restaurant where it was set on blocks to await an inspiration on Mr. Randolph's part on how to make some money out of it. Gradually the plant engineer removed the tubing to use to patch other outworn equipment at the Hediondo. The boiler looked like an old-fashioned locomotive without wheels. It had a big door in the center of its nose and a low fire door. Gradually it became red and soft with rust and gradually the mallow weeds grew up around it and the flaking rust fed the weeds. Flowering myrtle crept up its sides and the wild anise perfumed the air about it. Then someone threw out a datura root and the thick fleshy tree grew up and the great white bells hung down over the boiler door and at night the flowers smelled of love and excitement, an incredibly sweet and moving odor.

  In 1935 Mr. and Mrs. Sam Malloy moved into the boiler. The tubing was all gone now and it was a roomy, dry, and safe apartment. True, if you came in through the fire door you had to get down on your hands and knees, but once in there was head room in the middle and you couldn't want a dryer, warmer place to stay. They shagged a mattress through the fire door and settled down. Mr. Malloy was happy and contented there and for quite a long time so was Mrs. Malloy.

  Below the boiler on the hill there were numbers of large pipes also abandoned by the Hediondo. Toward the end of 1937 there was a great catch of fish and the canneries were working full time and a housing shortage occurred. Then it was that Mr. Malloy took to renting the larger pipes as sleeping quarters for single men at a very nominal fee. With a piece of tar paper over one end and a square of carpet over the other, they made comfortable bedrooms, although men used to sleeping curled up had to change their habits or move out. There were those too who claimed that their snores echoing back from the pipes woke them up. But on the whole Mr. Malloy did a steady small business and was happy.

  Mrs. Malloy had been contented until her husband became a landlord and then she began to change. First it was a rug, then a washtub, then a lamp with a colored silk shade. Finally she came into the boiler on her hands and knees one day and she stood up and said a little breathlessly, "Holman's are having a sale of curtains. Real lace curtains and edges of blue and pink--$1.98 a set with curtain rods thrown in."

  Mr. Malloy sat up on the mattress. "Curtains?" he demanded. "What in God's name do you want curtains for?"

  "I like things nice," said Mrs. Malloy. "I always did like to have things nice for you," and her lower lip began to tremble.

  "But, darling," Sam Malloy cried, "I got nothing against curtains. I like curtains."

  "Only $1.98," Mrs. Malloy quavered, "and you begrutch me $1.98," and she sniffed and her chest heaved.

  "I don't begrutch you," said Mr. Malloy. "But, darling--for Christ's sake what are we going to do with curtains? We got no windows."

  Mrs. Malloy cried and cried and Sam held her in his arms and comforted her.

  "Men just don't understand how a woman feels," she sobbed. "Men just never try to put themselves in a woman's place."

  And Sam lay beside her and rubbed her back for a long time before she went to sleep.

  9

  When Doc's car came back to the laboratory, Mack and the boys secretly watched Hazel help to carry in the sacks of starfish. In a few minutes Hazel came damply up the chicken walk to the Palace. His jeans were wet with sea water to the thighs and where it was drying the white salt rings were forming. He sat heavily in the patent rocker that was his and shucked off his wet tennis shoes.

  Mack asked, "How is Doc feeling?"

  "Fine," said Hazel. "You can't understand a word he says. Know what he said about stink bugs? No--I better not tell you."

  "He seem in a nice friendly mood?" Mack asked.

  "Sure," said Hazel. "We got two three hundred starfish. He's all right."

  "I wonder if we better all go over?" Mack asked himself and he answered himself, "No I guess it would be better if one went alone. It might get him mixed up if we all went."

  "What is this?" Hazel asked.

  "We got plans," said Mack. "I'll go myself so as not to startle him. You guys stay here and wait. I'll come back in a few minutes."

  Mack went out and he teetered down the chicken walk and across the track. Mr. Malloy was sitting on a brick in front of his boiler.

  "How are you, Sam?" Mack asked.

  "Pretty good."

  "How's the missus?"

  "Pretty good," said Mr. Malloy. "You know any kind of glue that you can stick cloth to iron?"

  Ordinarily Mack would have thrown himself headlong into this problem but now he was not to be deflected. "No," he said.

  He went across the vacant lot, crossed the street and entered the basement of the laboratory.

  Doc had his hat off now since there was practically no chance of getting his head wet unless a pipe broke. He was busy removing the starfish from the wet sacks and arranging them on the cool concrete floor. The starfish were twisted and knotted up, for a starfish loves to hang onto something and for an hour these had found only each other. Doc arranged them in long lines and very slowly they straightened out until they lay in symmetrical stars on the concrete floor. Doc's pointed brown beard was damp with perspiration as he worked. He looked up a little nervously as Mack entered. It was not that trouble always came in with Mack but something always entered with him.

  "Hiya, Doc?" said Mack.

  "All right," said Doc uneasily.

  "Hear about Phyllis Mae over at the Bear Flag? She hit a drunk and got his tooth in her fist and it's infected clear to the elbow. She showed me the tooth. It was out of a plate. Is a false tooth poison, Doc?"

  "I guess everything that comes out of the human mouth is poison," said Doc warningfully. "Has she got a doctor?"

  "The bouncer fixed her up," said Mack.

  "I'll take her some sulfa," said Doc, and he waited for the storm to break. He knew Mack had come for something and Mack knew he knew it.

  Mack said, "Doc, you got any need for any kind of animals now?"

  Doc sighed with relief. "Why?" he asked guardedly.

  Mack became open and confidential. "I'll tell you, Doc. I and the boys got to get some dough--we simply got to. It's for a good purpose, you might say a worthy cause."

  "Phyllis Mae's arm?"

  Mack saw the chance, weighed it and gave it up. "Well--no," he said. "It's
more important than that. You can't kill a whore. No--this is different. I and the boys thought if you needed something why we'd get it for you and that way we could make a little piece of change."

  It seemed simple and innocent. Doc laid down four more starfish in lines. "I could use three or four hundred frogs," he said. "I'd get them myself but I've got to go down to La Jolla tonight. There's a good tide tomorrow and I have to get some octopi."

  "Same price for frogs?" Mack asked. "Five cents apiece?"

  "Same price," said Doc.

  Mack was jovial. "Don't you worry about frogs, Doc," he said. "We'll get you all the frogs you want. You just rest easy about frogs. Why we can get them right up Carmel River. I know a place."

  "Good," said Doc. "I'll take all you get but I need about three hundred."

  "Just you rest easy, Doc. Don't you lose no sleep about it. You'll get your frogs, maybe seven eight hundred. " He put the Doc at his ease about frogs and then a little cloud crossed Mack's face. "Doc," he said, "any chance of using your car to go up the Valley?"

  "No," said Doc. "I told you. I have to drive to La Jolla tonight to make tomorrow's tide."

  "Oh," said Mack dispiritedly. "Oh. Well, don't you worry about it, Doc. Maybe we can get Lee Chong's old truck." And then his face fell a little further. "Doc," he said, "on a business deal like this, would you advance two or three bucks for gasoline? I know Lee Chong won't give us gas."

  "No," said Doc. He had fallen into this before. Once he had financed Gay to go for turtles. He financed him for two weeks and at the end of that time Gay was in jail on his wife's charge and he never did go for turtles.